sLudGE Soda Raison d’être manifesto W.I.P.

December 9 update:
Scrap that last entry. The quality was not up to par. Gotta figure out how to do hi quality scanning, then we’ll be able to do something with Cat’s work. In the meantime, ya best know your municipal-specific public swilling guidelines – it’s all fun and games til someone cops a $155 drinking in public ticket.

And here is part of the soundtrack to Sludge Soda’s raison d’être

September 29 update:
The header fits, but not all that sexy. We’ll fix it sometime before 2012. Thanks to Cat for the dope logo.

May 13 update:

May 4th update:

A certain swordsman in his declining years said the following:
In one’s life. there are levels in the pursuit of study. In the lowest level, a person studies but nothing comes of it, and
he feels that both he and others are unskillful. At this point he is worthless. In the middle level he is still useless but is
aware of his own insufficiencies and can also see the insufficiencies of others. In a higher level he has pride
concerning his own ability, rejoices in praise from others, and laments the lack of ability in his fellows. This man has
worth. In the highest level a man has the look of knowing nothing .
These are the levels in general;. But there is one transcending level, and this is the most excellent of all. This person is
aware of the endlessness of entering deeply into a certain Way arid never thinks of himself as having finished. He
truly knows his own insufficiencies and never in his whole life thinks that he has succeeded. He has no thoughts of
pride but with self-abasement knows the Way to the end. It is said that Master Yagyu once remarked, “I do not know
the way to defeat others, but the way to defeat myself. ”
Throughout your life advance daily, becoming more skillful than yesterday, more skillful than today. This is neverending.

January 12 update:

A new year. New goals. Like the Nazi’s. Or the Khmer Rouge.
What does it all mean?
Should my next board be red?
Stay tuned.

April 29 update:
Truthfully, it is more of a reason for being than a manifesto.

January 31 update:
Still working on the sludge soda evolving manifesto.
Maybe then you might understand why you ended up here or why this free website exists.

January 4 update:
A new header is in the works. Won’t be long now.

December 23 update:
Fuck it. It’s been too long.
The river has been chunky slurpee for a few days now.
L’Anglais and I decided we are gonna redo the banner any day now.
For real this time.

October 1 update:
There is no update.
Keep checking back for an update.
Or don’t.

August 19 update:
Nothing has been accomplished.
People won`t shut up about some bloke named Bill coming up the coast.

I would like to say what we are about, but I can`t answer that question at the moment.

I apologize to the person who took the photo I shamelessly stole and used in our temporary header while we waited for bigger and better things to be produced.  Them PacNW lines are damn fine, to say the least. 2010 FYI – This statement doesn’t apply anymore since we have changed the photo in the header.

There will be no more waiting, we will create a new header within 3 weeks of July 14. 2010 FYI – Bullshit, it took these lackies 6 months to update that shit. I want my money back.  I am all about reasonable goals and think it is more important to surf than to try and understand this wordpress fuckery, unconventional French scanner or the application dreadfully known as photoshop.

Disclaimer:
Refridgerate after opening
Words, irony, sarcasm and “the rope” are tools, not crutches.

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