making friends part 1

Timeless advice for the imperialistically minded surf tourist.
1.       Paddle out in a group; it can be lonely taking 1ft sets on the head all by your lonesome.
2.       Paddle directly to the peak; what’s the point of falling into rotation when you are marginally more skilled than the rest?
3.       Paddle for every, single, solitary bump that crosses your radar; gotta attain your quota somehow.
4.       Back paddle others to get behind un-makeable sections; this shows your commitment to CHARGING! Bro.
5.       Talk loud amongst your group; locals should be able to learn from your subtle pillaging.


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