Archive for December, 2011

Some Things Just Aren’t Right

Posted in Current Events Class on December 31, 2011 by SLUDGE SODA

And for the river to freeze over yesterday, disallowing a final dip in 2011, I blame the tree.

Crossover Benefits of Tugging

Posted in Current Events Class on December 16, 2011 by SLUDGE SODA

may include, but are not limited to strong forearms, hitting shallow rocks, peer criticism and fresh angles.

Finally the inside wave has awaken from its slumber.

guava shape #102

Posted in Current Events Class on December 14, 2011 by SLUDGE SODA

Who knows the history of this board? JL does, but for all intents and purposes, let’s assume it sustained repairable damages in a Culs Nuls mob attack on the semi resident as he exited the ocean amidst a sea of top and bottomless Gaston’s and Brigitte’s. Life’s tough for that cat!

Judging by the board’s supple, carving ways I’d guess it’s PU. Or perhaps it’s the water-logged current state combined with epoxy lending those characteristics.

“I can’t sell you this board, JL gave it to the goons” said the man with the red bucket. And it wasn’t PFK. Seriously.

Now lettuce summon river flow on steroids and ice making its appearance in early February or never.

Stay warm.

Searching: 1 in 10

Posted in Current Events Class on December 8, 2011 by SLUDGE SODA

+ 1/10 Canadian children live in poverty (StatsCan – informed leading the blind ad f-ing nauseum)
+ 1/10 People suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (How many times did YOU check the reports today?)
+ 1/10 UK bank notes tainted with cocaine (Please help fund the continuing wars of Latin America)
+ 1/10 People may be hit with diabetes by 2030 (“sugar kills, ask a diabetic”) Count bass d lyrical genius.
+ 1/10 Groupon deals may not save you money (Matt, please break it down)
+ 1/10 A personal best catch and release record on the rio (this morning).

Thankfully, others came to enjoy the unforeseen flatness and stunning sunrise combo.

#facebookmessagetheworlditsflat

And a Creton maison

Posted in Current Events Class on December 7, 2011 by SLUDGE SODA

delightfully provides swine and sodium in a charming spread fit for toast and harnesses the ability to offset light flurries, wet wettie boots n mitts to help pass a session comfortably numb.

Don’t even think about purchasing this product commercially from Lafleur or Norel – they tend to favour the filler, cost reduction and texturizing properties of hydrolyzed soy protein. C’est pas trop grand maman.

Just knock on Sweetcuddle’s door twice and she’ll share.

“Je voudrai trouver une bouteille de vin parfait pour une poutine de la Banquise?”

Posted in Current Events Class on December 5, 2011 by SLUDGE SODA

She said to the sommelier.

And with a drive-by blessing from OG Pierre, we rambled up the shore, leaving only Cypher™ fossils and waded into the mightly St Lo Lo. Another bright and sunny fall/winter eleven day to throw in the heap. And the heap is getting big.

“Now everyone do their rain-dance this morn. Jack the level!”

Statistics – corpo funded & informed leading the blind

Posted in Current Events Class on December 3, 2011 by SLUDGE SODA

13 out of 16 armchair experts agree that an elegant stiletto can and will puncture a single layer of 6oz glass in the planing surface of a tabla – Stat!

How rare does good news arrival in via Canada Post walking messenger these days?