Archive for March, 2011

yet another 48 hrs

Posted in Trippin` on March 15, 2011 by SLUDGE SODA

Reggie Hammond: All right, knock this shit off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I’ve been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, bitch tried to stab me in the back room, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don’t step in on things like this, but this man Jack Cates is gonna help me straighten out the rest of my day! So I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business!

  
 Reggie Hammond: Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no hole in their ass.

Jack Cates: This *is* the new car!

Reggie Hammond: This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!

Jack Cates: Yeah, I bought the same make, model, year, color, everything the same. That’s the way I like it. I get attached to things, Reggie!
Reggie Hammond: When you’ve been in prison as long as I have, you remember every story about pussy you ever heard.
On the beat, mother nature overpowered a nearby sewage treatment plant and something like 9 million feces-contaminated plastic discs washed up in various enclaves of the coast. Fortunately for our fecal ingestion, 3 days of offshore winds likely helped to push the sludge soda to Ireland. Love the part that quotes some, umm Senator; if it had happened in July, the consequences would have been more severe due to an increased number of beach walkers. FYI skippy – the ecosystem doesn’t stay indoors during the “off season”, but thankfully a minimal amount of beach walkers witnessed the carnage, which officials sat on and decided to inform the public 7 jours plus tard!

Libya is holding

Posted in ery on March 3, 2011 by SLUDGE SODA

nothing but outstanding gentlemen with outstanding pajamas and equally outstanding caps fill the television screen.
pan back. rocky reef a frame on the horizon.
mar 4 looks like they are enjoying knee slappers conditions.

tripoli seems strategically placed to receive ample wind swell from the med.
maybe Rusty can fleece them some extra setups.